redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
