I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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