if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
