I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
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He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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