And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
