i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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