DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
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I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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