EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
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She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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