I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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