Nicole vs. Life
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
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I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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