the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
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I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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