Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
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Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
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Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
The power of my boobs compel you
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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