This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
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He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
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You should frame my arrest warrant.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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