just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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