Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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