Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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