I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
please come you make the beer taste better
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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