Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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