Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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