Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Randomize
