i love accidental penises.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
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3 2 1 whiskey
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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