btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
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You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
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Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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