dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
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she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
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Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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