Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
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The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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