The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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