Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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