So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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