pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
do herpes really smell.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
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Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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