I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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