I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
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She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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