Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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