Don't you send me to vm
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
