Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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