Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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