Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Houston, we have a blender
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
