It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
