So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
How's work?
Spinning.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
