im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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