haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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