About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You smell like a Billy Joel song
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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