party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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