Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
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