I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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