I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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