she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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