Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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