is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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