I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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