My nipple is on Facebook.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
two words...techno handjob
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
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I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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