Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
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Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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