I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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