Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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