So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
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im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
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she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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