i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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